I had my railroad spike cuff engraved with the name my mother uses to summon me when she is angry.
Giles and Brother by Philip Crangi Railroad Spike Cuff
I was allowed eight characters at no extra cost, so I threw in the exclamation point for full effect.
This piece of hardware has been a permanent fixture on my wrist for a couple of months now. I know I say that a lot about jewelry, but keep in mind my tolerance for jingle-jangle has steadily increased.