The perfect swim shorts for me are short, fitted, and nondescript enough to let my fictitious gleaming solid gold Rolex or steel Patek Philippe Nautilus and glistening tan do the talking. Onia makes classic, timeless swimwear that tick all my boxes. My favorite is the Calder, the shortest style with the button closure:
Onia Calder swim shorts in red
My top pick would have to be black,
but the beige could also be a viable option. I appreciate the hidden drawstring waist.
The subtle floral on this pair appeals to my penchant for prints, but are subtle enough to suit my muted summer mood.
Guys who prefer their swimwear significantly more modest than gogo-length would love the Alek, Onia’s updated board shorts.
The Aleks have the shoelace closure you’d find on typical board shorts, but aren’t as long and loose and skirty as the American beach wear favorite.
photos via Onia